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Jan’s Retirement video

After 30 years working for Milestone Inc. Jan has decided it is time to step back and enjoy  life to the max.

In this video I tried to capture her work history, business and things going on in Rockford during her working years and then of course, I had to insert some family pictures.

This is being sent to those that were unable to attend the part and hopefully it brings back great memories from Rockford.



Enjoy – Scott


There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

“Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying.”

“This is the worst day of my life,” I say. “I’m a complete failure. I was
late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me.”

“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how’s your day going?”